Open letter to the girl who wanted to kill me with her perfume sample
The insane loop of thoughts that goes on when you suddenly feel trapped in a cave while noticing some disturbing noise.
Imagine you are Tarot reader and psychic, but you have fear of knowing the whole story and beyond through unwanted psychic vision interaction at every human being you meet.
When you wake up one morning and you suddenly realize that you have turned into a male person, but yesterday you were still female.
This year it has been 29 years since Jack and I started our own (coffee import) business and I must say it was one hell of a roller coaster experience so far.
The microphone and I go along way back (I mean a looooong way); we met when I was approximately two and since then I’ve got this protruding arm movement which has the tendency swishing...
After a weekend of high fever and also a sick husband and sick cat; the new week started on Monday, 5 o’clock in the morning at the sound of what looked like a huge...
I have been nice to people for a really long time (my whole life), unless you mess with me, then I’ll mess back; but now (I mean in the context of I’ve really woken...
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Amazing accurate but snotty review of this smelly, suffocating, crime-fashion Black-Hooligan-Snot-Camouflage-outfit thing
This is how it looks like when your husband just saved your entire family from a flying projectile that flew towards your kitchen window
They ignored me and I wasn’t even looking arrogant!
One of the most pleasant things when you’re going on a trip, should be: arriving in an accomodation where your groceries shopping is already done for you. Especially if you have chronic fatigue syndrome.
I didn’t want have to do anything with this and made sure I stayed yards behind him yelling loud and pointing at him “he is stealing a bicycle!!!!
When your daughter on her birthday is texting: “WHERE IS MY KITTEN”
Coffee expert without coffee blog explains when not to blog and when you have to have a blog.
Do you ever ask yourself, between taking selfies, what Life exactly is meant for? Do you dare to read further? Well if you don’t: be sure to stumble today and take the most viral picture ever while lying with you nose in a turd. Success.
I just wrote a 17min-read blog with 4584 words; should I split it up or not?
Funny, vibrant, yet down to earth and widely loved; an occurrence most of us would like to have. A stardom status which often seem far away and often stays like that haha (evil laugh). Well that is for me ofcourse to reassure you.
But what are the necessary qualities to become a star in life?
Imagine you have some psychic abilities. But in fact: you DON’T want to have them. How do you deal with that?