Open letter to the girl who wanted to kill me with her perfume sample
The insane loop of thoughts that goes on when you suddenly feel trapped in a cave while noticing some disturbing noise.
Imagine you are Tarot reader and psychic, but you have fear of knowing the whole story and beyond through unwanted psychic vision interaction at every human being you meet.
When you wake up one morning and you suddenly realize that you have turned into a male person, but yesterday you were still female.
You have an cat allergy but just adore cats. What to do?
(Quote credit: Quotefancy) Some families have great family traditions like Family Singing Time, Family Game slash movie Night, Meteor Watching Parties or dancing the hula hoop. And ofcourse one of the most famous ones:...
When you woke up at 2
When you just recovered an almost concussion and your husband, while watching your ipad in bed, almost hits you with his elbow at the very point where last week still was this huge botox...
Little children from the daycare center being entertained by bored looking actually SuperStars-wannabe girls tempting to push a segway daycare child transport full of also bored kids through town
Although this picture insinuates I have been vomiting in my own lap because I looked at my husband when he just yawned in my face; it’s not.
Is everything alright James? Are you maybe slightly a bit sicky? Do I need to call you? What have I done to you? Is it my nose? Or maybe I’m too crazy? Or because I know Justin Bieber. I don’t know. How can we solve this?
After a weekend of high fever and also a sick husband and sick cat; the new week started on Monday, 5 o’clock in the morning at the sound of what looked like a huge...
When you say ‘hi’ to a towel
I have been nice to people for a really long time (my whole life), unless you mess with me, then I’ll mess back; but now (I mean in the context of I’ve really woken...
So once in a while I feel very important on Twitter. I should be; I am there since the last 10 years. I am a total Twitter-veteran with the lowest Tweet volume ever. Anyway...
Amazing accurate but snotty review of this smelly, suffocating, crime-fashion Black-Hooligan-Snot-Camouflage-outfit thing
This is how it looks like when your husband just saved your entire family from a flying projectile that flew towards your kitchen window