The most discussed cow ever in history
The most discussed cow ever in the history of the Netherlands
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Open letter to the girl who wanted to kill me with her perfume sample
Open letter to the girl who wanted to kill me with her perfume sample
How to exclude your hidden psychic eye when you are in Tarot business
Imagine you are Tarot reader and psychic, but you have fear of knowing the whole story and beyond through unwanted psychic vision interaction at every human being you meet.
When you wake up realizing you have turned into a male person, but yesterday you were still female
When you wake up one morning and you suddenly realize that you have turned into a male person, but yesterday you were still female.
Segway daycare child transport full of bored kids
Little children from the daycare center being entertained by bored looking actually SuperStars-wannabe girls tempting to push a segway daycare child transport full of also bored kids through town
You got me confused James!
Is everything alright James? Are you maybe slightly a bit sicky? Do I need to call you? What have I done to you? Is it my nose? Or maybe I’m too crazy? Or because I know Justin Bieber. I don’t know. How can we solve this?
Best Faceversary ever with free not-concussions and chopped off thumb and all
After a weekend of high fever and also a sick husband and sick cat; the new week started on Monday, 5 o’clock in the morning at the sound of what looked like a huge...
Coming Up Soon
Coming soon on Celesta.nl 👉👉👉THE CCC SHOW You wouldn’t want to miss that for the world So start subscribing and/or follow me as soon as you can: like in NOW, so you don’t miss...
Blue Check Mark followed me
So once in a while I feel very important on Twitter. I should be; I am there since the last 10 years. I am a total Twitter-veteran with the lowest Tweet volume ever. Anyway...
Suppressed Tarot Reader
Whether you like it or not; sometimes unwanted interests are going to impose to you anyway until you accept them.
They ignored me and I wasn’t even looking arrogant!
They ignored me and I wasn’t even looking arrogant!
This can happen when you rely on your husband too much (but I had no choice)
One of the most pleasant things when you’re going on a trip, should be: arriving in an accomodation where your groceries shopping is already done for you. Especially if you have chronic fatigue syndrome.
When your husband is a (clumsy) thief
I didn’t want have to do anything with this and made sure I stayed yards behind him yelling loud and pointing at him “he is stealing a bicycle!!!!
I am a coffee expert without coffee blog: WHY?
Coffee expert without coffee blog explains when not to blog and when you have to have a blog.
My family wants me to dress like a retarded gnome gangster
I am the type of person who has got this ‘fragile-sinus-construction-glued-to-her-face’ kind of girl (or meanwhile maybe it is middle aged woman) and gets sick whenever the cold air is in town or whenever...
Don’t take life too serious; including your selfies
Do you ever ask yourself, between taking selfies, what Life exactly is meant for? Do you dare to read further? Well if you don’t: be sure to stumble today and take the most viral picture ever while lying with you nose in a turd. Success.
To split or not to split up a 17min-read blog?
I just wrote a 17min-read blog with 4584 words; should I split it up or not?
Fight against psychic abilities
Imagine you have some psychic abilities. But in fact: you DON’T want to have them. How do you deal with that?
