{"id":5153,"date":"2022-04-05T21:09:29","date_gmt":"2022-04-05T19:09:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/?p=5153"},"modified":"2023-08-13T15:31:43","modified_gmt":"2023-08-13T13:31:43","slug":"this-video-shows-me-lying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/this-video-shows-me-lying\/","title":{"rendered":"This video shows me lying"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>This TikTok video of mine is of course one big joke. At least for me personally, but I can assure you it is totally relevant to the majority of people on this earth f***. That is Dutch for \u2018balls\u2019 but then in a ruder way of saying: more like f or ***hole (which is different of course from a hole in one).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"568\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 320 \/ 568;\" width=\"320\" controls poster=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/C55B502F-4342-4076-ADAE-C04C30ADA343.jpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/trim.061751EA-872A-41FC-9D19-06083D8D37AB.mov\"><\/video><figcaption>Lying woman over 50<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>This video shows me lying (more like pretending I don\u2019t know) to a very important question: \u2018<strong><em>what did you learn about life?<\/em><\/strong>\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After 55 years of surviving this idiotic (doing nice here) life; I will be ruder in my new book though. Waiting list <a href=\"https:\/\/celesta.nl\/index.php\/waitinglist\/\">here<\/a>. I came to the painful conclusion: people are not to be trusted. Ever. At all. Period. 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