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Engelse vertaling<\/a><\/h5>\n\n\n
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Ok\u00e9 mensen, laten we het ff hebben over mijn nieuwste bloementafereel. Mijn man scoorde vorige week deze PRACHTIGE dahlia<\/a> op de markt. We hebben \u2018t over een spektakelstuk, met bloemen zo groot als mijn hoofd (nou ja, bijna) en genoeg kleuren om te concurreren met een zak Skittles die is ontploft in de zak van een clown.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fast forward naar nu. Mijn “diva” dahlia is nu meer een “kale” catastrofe geworden. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bladeren? 
Verdwenen. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bloemen?\u00a0
Totaal afgevreten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Heb ik teveel water gegeven? Wilde een schurkachtige eekhoorn wraak nemen op mijn top-plant? We hebben hier in de stad niet eens eekhoorns. Egels misschien? Heeft de dahlia zelf besloten dat hij het hele “tuinleven” ding niet zag zitten?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In de tussentijd heb ik ff een motiverend bericht met ducttape op de pot geplakt (“GOED GEDAAN, DAHLIA!”).<\/p>\n\n\n

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\"dahlia\"<\/a>
what is this<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Maar hier komtie: mijn man zegt dat slakken de arme dahlias te pakken hebben genomen en compleet hebben vernietigd in onze eigen tuin! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nou duh slakken, volgende keer ga je maar naar de buren, die hebben een veel mooiere tuin, ok! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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