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Dutch Translation<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Never in a million years I would have thought, I would be giving birth to an actual Octopus. <\/p>\n\n\n

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\"Ripley's\"<\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

You know; the one with a ton of arms and legs: or are they just arms, or just legs, someone tell me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

They are able to do a million things at the same time like brushing their teeth and putting their socks on while cooking a complete vegan meal, but also somehow forgetting where they put their phone even though it\u2019s literally in their hand, because multitasking is just chaos with good PR.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And maybe while doing all that drawing and painting 10 different realistic artworks with all hands and feet sweeping around. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

All simultaneously. At the same time. All of it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As you would have guessed, the actual giving birth was a hell of a hell. And back. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But I\u2019m still writing a book about that xxx event in history. Or rather I\u2019m now translating it in English. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Myself. So it takes a while. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A long while it seems.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So to keep it ultra short: the Ripley\u2019s gang are very lucky they put that Octopus in their \u2018Believe It Or Not\u2019-book, or else we\u2019d all be dealing with a passive-aggressive eight-armed cease-and-desist letter written in squid ink and stapled to our faces because octopuses do not forget slights and also have more brains than we do, which feels unfair and a little rude, honestly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now you can read this<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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