Kim Kardashian begging for food
Kim Kardashian…, well what to say about her; I’m not her, I don’t know her. I don’t know how she looks, I don’t know what she does, I really don’t know much about her other than I’ve read her name frequently on the internet, she has black hair (I think), she did a reality soap and is very rich.
In fact, I would totally walk past her in the streets, she does walk in streets or doesn’t she? I most probably would have given her some money after having concluded she would be Toilet-Tina somewhere.
Anyway I’m probably the only living soul who didn’t let her being penetrated my mind in the last I-don’t-know-how-long-she-is-around. Which makes me of course a retarded Moron; and I don’t really care .
Well I think this is a great opportunity to do a Personality Tarot reading without the interference from me knowing who she actually is.
Personality Kim Kardashian
Two of Wands
So let’s start with her Personality card I drew for her which would be the Two of Wands.
The Two of Wands has this firm attitude attached to it. Someone who is mostly looking if there is something more than the actual presence she is in right now. Looking into future spheres, trying to discover new possibilities and plan things all ahead is the exploring state of mind she mostly is.
This Kim is adventurous and is hardly hesitant to do crazy things like travel around the world on bare feet begging for food and looking for a regular job. Hahahahaha would be nice to see her do that, wouldn’t it; since I heard she must be famous and probably lazy too. But I can imagine she takes her adventures to some other levels than that.
Maybe going shopping in a real super market on top of a giant elephant who also has this miniature bar aside his big belly taking selfies (that is: Kim takes the selfies) and then trying to squeeze the huge animal through the cashier path because she would obviously think this would fit and should be no problem according to her brain mass.
Since the Two of Wands also is all about planning; she’s probably outlining her next face lift or Botox or peanut butter filling job real good. And that’s probably about the only real job she can get to if I must believe the gossip or maybe even real rumours.
Fears Kim Kardashian
Judgement
That’s probably why she’s afraid of being judged by others and is she also probably questioning if it is a good idea to do these ‘re-shape’-activities to your face and or other parts of your body-thing.
The Judgement card is very busy thinking why she should or shouldn’t get all these physical luxury dilemma’s done or not. And even more important: what is the rest of the world saying about that and how on earth is she going to respond this time on the rejections and maybe sometimes even abhorrence of something she definitely sees as this gigantic beauty improvements.
Wishes Kim Kardashian
Hermit
Although you would think Miss Kardashian would want to shop her (probably) polished ass off all day: deep in her heart that is not the case. The Tarot card The Hermit indicates that she secretly wants to hide and overthink her life. Probably she also has to think real hard if her plastic surgery hobby is worth the game.
Sometimes she just wants to be alone in all quietness and evaluate her life. Probably a lot of questions rise. Is this the life I always wanted? Am I on the right path or is there maybe something else I ought to be doing? Maybe seek a normal job hahaha. Or maybe give all my money away hahahaha; to Celesta hahaha my good friend who doesn’t even know who I am, but did a personality tarot reading for me which is so nice to do.
Is it really worth it give up my privacy? Maybe I should hide somewhere just like Michael Jackson supposing maybe did. Then I would not have to bother ever again about future wrinkles which has to be done and do I have to deal with Paparazzi scenes anymore. “Nehhh; just kidding myself”, she would probably think after a good night of self reflecting. She probably could never live without a camera in her glued-together-face.
Who am I really anyway? Would be a real good Kim Kardashian Trivia question. Which if she would answer it would probably cause a major shock if she would find that out for herself.
To be short; I don’t know how long she would evaluate her own being and life because I didn’t draw any cards for that to look further into it but my own idea on this is that she most certainly would be real quick done with her own introspection business.
