Lazy Radiology Rita
Dutch translation So, here I am, patiently waiting in the radiology waiting room where I was sent by the selfie-obsessed (but only of me, and which I saw her immediately post on the internet;...
For now this is the abbreviation of the title of my new upcoming book.
The title will be revealed soon
Dutch translation So, here I am, patiently waiting in the radiology waiting room where I was sent by the selfie-obsessed (but only of me, and which I saw her immediately post on the internet;...
English translation Dus ik zit braafjes te wachten in de röntgenwachtkamer waar ik naartoe gestuurd was door de selfienemende (maar dan alleen van mij en die ik haar meteen op ‘t internet heb zien...
English translation Mungbonen, ‘wat in hemelsnaam zijn Mungbonen’; was de allereerste reactie die ik had toen ik half dood in mijn bed lag in de zomer van 2013. Dat jaar zou mijn persoonlijke geschiedenisboek...
Dutch translation Mung beans, ‘what the Bleep are Mung beans’; was the very first ever reaction I had when I sat half dead in my bed in the summer of 2013. That particular year...
I feel like I owe you an apology for being such a chaotic babble aunty. Not that I owe you one; it’s more that I owe myself one. Its me not you. When I...
What’s Behind the Celesta-Menu Shift Maybe you noticed, maybe you didn’t: but my Celesta-menu has changed a tiny bit. It’s not that shocking; but if you know what’s behind it; it maybe well could...
And then came the moment of the freedom head barbecue you never thought would came; but apparently it did on Liberation Day May 5, during the national freedom feast of the Netherlands. Allthough I...
Do you ever fantasize how it would have been to be in the same classroom as your parents, kids or spouse?That is without the knowledge of being family. Just like in ‘Back to the...
You can’t bring a thing! Sometimes I wonder what I’m still doing on this awful disturbing planet full with evil people who are all busy and collecting all kind of useless things you possibly...
I’ve been around for half a century (and six years) and besides thousands of boys bands and mixed bands, there have been little girls pop groups in the world that I have been aware...
This TikTok video of mine is of course one big joke. At least for me personally, but I can assure you it is totally relevant to the majority of people on this earth f***....
When you have, together with other people involved, to process some really ugly stuff and this happens twice in one month: it really can feel like someone beat up your house, but then in...
How do you feel about bread? As in ‘sandwiches’? Now you have to ask me. Alright I’ll answer: I have been a total sandwich addict half of my life. Three meters of thick butter...
Note to self Today try not to hate any people on the internet or your environment because they can’t help it, and they will remain stupid until the end of time; for ever and...
What if I was born as an unknown talking specie and I was the only one on this planet. I don’t mean some sort of tiny insect or bacteria, they don’t talk; but one...
Kim Kardashian…, well what to say about her; I’m not her, I don’t know her. I don’t know how she looks, I don’t know what she does, I really don’t know much about her...
I would never have thought in my life that giving too much respect to certain people would cause the death of an animal
Some narratives are wrongly milked out by the main stream media because it fits their goals.
Aside stress, rushing things in life is one of my most encountered enemies. I totally have no clue why I had to rush through life that quick in everything I’ve done. It is not...
Producing KidsTV (Kinderjournaal.nl) and harrassing celebrities such as on the red carpet belongs to the past for me since 12 years. Lucky celebs. And because TV aspirations goes where it wants to go I...