I Identify as Stuttering Incoherent Canary
I feel like I owe you an apology for being such a chaotic babble aunty. Not that I owe you one; it’s more that I owe myself one. Its me not you. When I...
Category: SIAFW
For now this is the abbreviation of the title of my new upcoming book.
The title will be revealed soon
Decoding My Cryptic Celesta-Menu Changes
What’s Behind the Celesta-Menu Shift Maybe you noticed, maybe you didn’t: but my Celesta-menu has changed a tiny bit. It’s not that shocking; but if you know what’s behind it; it maybe well could...
The Freedom Head Barbecue
And then came the moment of the freedom head barbecue you never thought would came; but apparently it did on Liberation Day May 5, during the national freedom feast of the Netherlands. Allthough I...
How would it have been to be in the same classroom as your parents, kids or spouse
Do you ever fantasize how it would have been to be in the same classroom as your parents, kids or spouse?That is without the knowledge of being family. Just like in ‘Back to the...
Getting on my nerves
You can’t bring a thing! Sometimes I wonder what I’m still doing on this awful disturbing planet full with evil people who are all busy and collecting all kind of useless things you possibly...
When You’re Utterly Terrified Of Celebrities
I’ve been around for half a century (and six years) and besides thousands of boys bands and mixed bands, there have been little girls pop groups in the world that I have been aware...
This video shows me lying
This TikTok video of mine is of course one big joke. At least for me personally, but I can assure you it is totally relevant to the majority of people on this earth f***....
Beating up your friends house
When you have, together with other people involved, to process some really ugly stuff and this happens twice in one month: it really can feel like someone beat up your house, but then in...
When bread destroys you and naked oat abandons you
How do you feel about bread? As in ‘sandwiches’? Now you have to ask me. Alright I’ll answer: I have been a total sandwich addict half of my life. Three meters of thick butter...
People will remain stupid until the end of time
Note to self Today try not to hate any people on the internet or your environment because they can’t help it, and they will remain stupid until the end of time; for ever and...
What if I was an unknown talking specie
What if I was born as an unknown talking specie and I was the only one on this planet. I don’t mean some sort of tiny insect or bacteria, they don’t talk; but one...
Kim Kardashian begging for food
Kim Kardashian…, well what to say about her; I’m not her, I don’t know her. I don’t know how she looks, I don’t know what she does, I really don’t know much about her...
Too Much Respect
I would never have thought in my life that giving too much respect to certain people would cause the death of an animal
What a f****** joke
Some narratives are wrongly milked out by the main stream media because it fits their goals.
The real Explanation of Quick
Aside stress, rushing things in life is one of my most encountered enemies. I totally have no clue why I had to rush through life that quick in everything I’ve done. It is not...
CUT!
Producing KidsTV (Kinderjournaal.nl) and harrassing celebrities such as on the red carpet belongs to the past for me since 12 years. Lucky celebs. And because TV aspirations goes where it wants to go I...
AAWWEEEE (sarcasm): The world feels sorry for itself
If I can make it through 27 years of immune deficiency isolation: you can make it through Corona crisis inconvenience. Most of them all have/had the very urge to visit places they most certainly...
Letter to my Proton-Chip Eating Pen-Pals in the Year 6020
Dear Future People (1), It’s me Celesta! You totally don’t know me, but I have been a human who existed 4000 years back in time. I’ll hope you’ll get my note. I don’t think...
Clear Great Practical Life Lesson to Learn In 1 Simple Step
Doing a quick life hack to examine why your life sucks sometimes is easier than you might think and for sure easier than feeding three cats at the same time because they are so...
18 Questions To Get To Know Yourself Better
Be honest with yourself about who you are Do you ever ask yourself why most of successful people in the world are traveling quite happy through life? The direct answer to that is because...
