Getting on my nerves
You can’t bring a thing! Sometimes I wonder what I’m still doing on this awful disturbing planet full with evil people who are all busy and collecting all kind of useless things you possibly...
You can’t bring a thing! Sometimes I wonder what I’m still doing on this awful disturbing planet full with evil people who are all busy and collecting all kind of useless things you possibly...
This TikTok video of mine is of course one big joke. At least for me personally, but I can assure you it is totally relevant to the majority of people on this earth f***....
How do you feel about bread? As in ‘sandwiches’? Now you have to ask me. Alright I’ll answer: I have been a total sandwich addict half of my life. Three meters of thick butter...
Note to self Today try not to hate any people on the internet or your environment because they can’t help it, and they will remain stupid until the end of time; for ever and...
What if I was born as an unknown talking specie and I was the only one on this planet. I don’t mean some sort of tiny insect or bacteria, they don’t talk; but one...
Hi Future People. I hope you got my first letter; because I am not sure if I am wasting my time writing you a second letter. Maybe your future is so advanced; you perhaps...
You know: some things in life you just have to play back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth like until your head...
Me talking to a chicken or peeing in my pants: it all depends on how you look at it. But why would you be so insane to talk to a chicken. So I guess...
Have you ever been teleported to an entire different era? Well if you did: you got a problem. A huge one if you ask me. Coming from a different time-zone in space and time...
Imagine you are a snake, maybe you even already are one and maybe not. So you are a Python, you know a teenage Python, so you’re not too small and not yet an adult...
If you ever want to experience a relaxed walk and a good conversation from a beautiful, cute and intelligent creature: then don’t come to me. LOL. Then go to an Alpaca resort (one where...
Some narratives are wrongly milked out by the main stream media because it fits their goals.
Aside stress, rushing things in life is one of my most encountered enemies. I totally have no clue why I had to rush through life that quick in everything I’ve done. It is not...
What bizarre things we could learn more from an ancient risky massive shrunken mini skeleton cave than school The following seemingly innocent little excursion, teached me to always trust your intuition and if you...
When you want to steal this; but it’s too heavy Wanted to borrow this one the other day in a restaurants toilet hangout, but I couldn’t get it unstuck and I think it would...
Producing KidsTV (Kinderjournaal.nl) and harrassing celebrities such as on the red carpet belongs to the past for me since 12 years. Lucky celebs. And because TV aspirations goes where it wants to go I...
There comes a time in everyone’s life that you are perfectly aware of how to present yourself to the outside world in the most effective possible way. Mostly when you are 50+ and almost...
When you don’t know if your selfie is sexy enough for human eyes
Dear Future People (1), It’s me Celesta! You totally don’t know me, but I have been a human who existed 4000 years back in time. I’ll hope you’ll get my note. I don’t think...
You want to know why on earth you have to keep your keys in the back door of your house?