The real Harry Potter

You know: some things in life you just have to play back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth like until your head has turned itself 180 degrees and is just where you always wanted it to be. Like the time you almost bit off someone’s finger and wondered: why didn’t I just bit it and ate it. Well maybe the answer will be revealed in my upcoming book; I can not assure you I will, but I will look into getting the answer or THIZZZ magic video of THIZZZ man who actually totally is the real Harry Potter. Don’t get fooled by his age because often things are not what they seem and don’t get fooled either by his color because Harry is allowed to sit in the sun once in a while you know.