Peeing talking to a chicken

Me talking to a chicken or peeing in my pants: it all depends on how you look at it.

But why would you be so insane to talk to a chicken. So I guess this leaves us with the possible fact that this is a picture of me peeing in my pants. Which would be awkward to post on social media.

Also why would you take a picture of a peeing-in-her-pants-person. Totally no reason for that. So maybe I should tell you that this is really a picture of me talking to a chicken which on itself is very awkward as well.
The picture is taken five years ago, so I really can’t tell you anymore what the conversation was about between the chicken and me.

Probably it was something like “why am I talking to your behind, chick; I’m trying to make a social media post and you are making me look like I’m peeing my pants here”. Or: “what am I doing here and why am I standing this awkward”. Something along the line of: “if you are not talking to me soon; I’m going to talk to the other chickens” is very likely too.

Anyhoo it’s an awkward picture, but life is too.