Letter to my Proton-Chip Eating Pen-Pals in the Year 6020
Dear Future People (1), It’s me Celesta! You totally don’t know me, but I have been a human who existed 4000 years back in time. I’ll hope you’ll get my note. I don’t think...
Category: Thizzz
Something with poses and scratch-proof for savvy shoppers
I came across this thing this morning. A colored brick.Yes.I like the purple one.But the orange-like one, suits my website more. It seems to be a yoga-brick-thing. A yoga block in seven colors. That...
18 Questions To Get To Know Yourself Better
Be honest with yourself about who you are Do you ever ask yourself why most of successful people in the world are traveling quite happy through life? The direct answer to that is because...
When to know you exaggerate your new alarming Corona sterile tic to protect your body while entering an air conditioned restaurant
So if anybody should know when or when not to keep yourself save from Corona-madness wearing twenty layers of face mask or not; It definitely for 800% would be me. Trust me. I have a 27 year long history of immune system deficiency retardation.
Sudden Insane Jaws 2 like Cat-Bird garden attack panic happening and how we eventually prevented bird brain flying around
You want to know why on earth you have to keep your keys in the back door of your house?
500 Free Delicious Yummy Diabetes Recipes
Do you have to deal with diabetes and find it difficult to manage and put together your daily diet? Maybe this free ebook is for you a welcome outcome. As you all (almost all)...
What to do with an insane pushy seller when you have no money
Imagine snooping around in a curiosity store and getting attacked by the most annoying seller ever. Most fanatic, most ambitious and most annoying seller I’ve ever seen Do you remember my blog about my...
Evaluation 12 years Twitter
My 12yrs on Twitter in 3 words What is Twitter for you in 3 words? Can you describe your life on Twitter in 3 words for the time you have been a Tweepy Tweep?...
Are You Bored?
Are you bored in these confusing times? After reading my ridiculous boring blog you maybe are able to solve it. Otherwise you’ll grow bzzzrammagftufts
I’m BACK
Hi! ✋I’m back.Yep.It has been a while. October, 2, 2018.The day after ‘they’ ruined my website. Yep. I strongly prefer the word ‘they’ because if I use ‘that other word’ my site maybe in...
My 1st SpiritBox session ghost tells me: “F*** you”
For those who don’t know me very good: I am scary. Yes I am. I thought I warn you on forehand so you can choose to run now.I have been in the paranormal as...
Selena Gomez meets Celesta (sort of)
So I’m back to my old job again, but now it’s actually me in front of the camera’s; which I’m not very sure if that’s a good idea. I interviewed a ton of celebs...
The most discussed cow ever in history
The most discussed cow ever in the history of the Netherlands
Open letter to the girl who wanted to kill me with her perfume sample
Open letter to the girl who wanted to kill me with her perfume sample
We went in the cave as crazy girls; we got out (thank god) as even more crazier
The insane loop of thoughts that goes on when you suddenly feel trapped in a cave while noticing some disturbing noise.
How to exclude your hidden psychic eye when you are in Tarot business
Imagine you are Tarot reader and psychic, but you have fear of knowing the whole story and beyond through unwanted psychic vision interaction at every human being you meet.
Richard Gere likes my neighbor better than me
Throwing myself for the feed of the one and only Richard Gere who visited my smelly hometown didn’t do any good: he liked my neighbour better
Sponge and I are totally like brother and sister
Who/what is your biggest enemy in life? Probably your own neighbor, your dentist or maybe penguins ruining your lawn. Well besides my husband, my numb toes, cheese, the vacuum cleaner and unkind people, mine...
29 years of blieping (read: f*cking) entrepreneurship
This year it has been 29 years since Jack and I started our own (coffee import) business and I must say it was one hell of a roller coaster experience so far.
Celesta’s Celeb Chat (CCC)
The microphone and I go along way back (I mean a looooong way); we met when I was approximately two and since then I’ve got this protruding arm movement which has the tendency swishing...
