Eating towels (is way better than hamburgers)
Imagine you are a snake, maybe you even already are one and maybe not. So you are a Python, you know a teenage Python, so you’re not too small and not yet an adult...
Category: Thizzz
Hypnotized by alpacas
If you ever want to experience a relaxed walk and a good conversation from a beautiful, cute and intelligent creature: then don’t come to me. LOL. Then go to an Alpaca resort (one where...
Too Much Respect
I would never have thought in my life that giving too much respect to certain people would cause the death of an animal
What a f****** joke
Some narratives are wrongly milked out by the main stream media because it fits their goals.
Flying Star Wars Pencils
Keep hands over your ears (or maybe over your eyes) to protect you from what I am about to say (write) now: I hate Star Wars. Yes really; I’m sorry. For you. Not for...
The real Explanation of Quick
Aside stress, rushing things in life is one of my most encountered enemies. I totally have no clue why I had to rush through life that quick in everything I’ve done. It is not...
Mini Skeleton Cave
What bizarre things we could learn more from an ancient risky massive shrunken mini skeleton cave than school The following seemingly innocent little excursion, teached me to always trust your intuition and if you...
CUT!
Producing KidsTV (Kinderjournaal.nl) and harrassing celebrities such as on the red carpet belongs to the past for me since 12 years. Lucky celebs. And because TV aspirations goes where it wants to go I...
Sexy Bite Tip
There comes a time in everyone’s life that you are perfectly aware of how to present yourself to the outside world in the most effective possible way. Mostly when you are 50+ and almost...
When you don’t know if you want to laugh or cry
When you don’t know if your selfie is sexy enough for human eyes
AAWWEEEE (sarcasm): The world feels sorry for itself
If I can make it through 27 years of immune deficiency isolation: you can make it through Corona crisis inconvenience. Most of them all have/had the very urge to visit places they most certainly...
How to undead a Butterfly
It’s Summer time, Corona times and also Butterfly time. Corona times doesn’t prevent insects from flying insane routes which can be extremely exhausting for them and occasionally they are totally weakened and need a...
Letter to my Proton-Chip Eating Pen-Pals in the Year 6020
Dear Future People (1), It’s me Celesta! You totally don’t know me, but I have been a human who existed 4000 years back in time. I’ll hope you’ll get my note. I don’t think...
Something with poses and scratch-proof for savvy shoppers
I came across this thing this morning. A colored brick.Yes.I like the purple one.But the orange-like one, suits my website more. It seems to be a yoga-brick-thing. A yoga block in seven colors. That...
18 Questions To Get To Know Yourself Better
Be honest with yourself about who you are Do you ever ask yourself why most of successful people in the world are traveling quite happy through life? The direct answer to that is because...
When to know you exaggerate your new alarming Corona sterile tic to protect your body while entering an air conditioned restaurant
So if anybody should know when or when not to keep yourself save from Corona-madness wearing twenty layers of face mask or not; It definitely for 800% would be me. Trust me. I have a 27 year long history of immune system deficiency retardation.
Sudden Insane Jaws 2 like Cat-Bird garden attack panic happening and how we eventually prevented bird brain flying around
You want to know why on earth you have to keep your keys in the back door of your house?
500 Free Delicious Yummy Diabetes Recipes
Do you have to deal with diabetes and find it difficult to manage and put together your daily diet? Maybe this free ebook is for you a welcome outcome. As you all (almost all)...
What to do with an insane pushy seller when you have no money
Imagine snooping around in a curiosity store and getting attacked by the most annoying seller ever. Most fanatic, most ambitious and most annoying seller I’ve ever seen Do you remember my blog about my...
Evaluation 12 years Twitter
My 12yrs on Twitter in 3 words What is Twitter for you in 3 words? Can you describe your life on Twitter in 3 words for the time you have been a Tweepy Tweep?...
