The most discussed cow ever in history
The most discussed cow ever in the history of the Netherlands
Celesta All About Life Blog
Open letter to the girl who wanted to kill me with her perfume sample
Open letter to the girl who wanted to kill me with her perfume sample
We went in the cave as crazy girls; we got out (thank god) as even more crazier
The insane loop of thoughts that goes on when you suddenly feel trapped in a cave while noticing some disturbing noise.
How to exclude your hidden psychic eye when you are in Tarot business
Imagine you are Tarot reader and psychic, but you have fear of knowing the whole story and beyond through unwanted psychic vision interaction at every human being you meet.
When you wake up realizing you have turned into a male person, but yesterday you were still female
When you wake up one morning and you suddenly realize that you have turned into a male person, but yesterday you were still female.
I’m a professional SnotHead
(Quote credit: Quotefancy) Some families have great family traditions like Family Singing Time, Family Game slash movie Night, Meteor Watching Parties or dancing the hula hoop. And ofcourse one of the most famous ones:...
Richard Gere likes my neighbor better than me
Throwing myself for the feed of the one and only Richard Gere who visited my smelly hometown didn’t do any good: he liked my neighbour better
Sponge and I are totally like brother and sister
Who/what is your biggest enemy in life? Probably your own neighbor, your dentist or maybe penguins ruining your lawn. Well besides my husband, my numb toes, cheese, the vacuum cleaner and unkind people, mine...
29 years of blieping (read: f*cking) entrepreneurship
This year it has been 29 years since Jack and I started our own (coffee import) business and I must say it was one hell of a roller coaster experience so far.
Knocked out on the not-concussion-botox-spot
When you just recovered an almost concussion and your husband, while watching your ipad in bed, almost hits you with his elbow at the very point where last week still was this huge botox...
Celesta’s Celeb Chat (CCC)
The microphone and I go along way back (I mean a looooong way); we met when I was approximately two and since then I’ve got this protruding arm movement which has the tendency swishing...
Segway daycare child transport full of bored kids
Little children from the daycare center being entertained by bored looking actually SuperStars-wannabe girls tempting to push a segway daycare child transport full of also bored kids through town
Lap porridge in bed
Although this picture insinuates I have been vomiting in my own lap because I looked at my husband when he just yawned in my face; it’s not.
Worst physiotherapist ever: don’t touch me again
hardly recovered from my almost chopped off thumb adventure; I now woke up without a thumb: it just fell off last night
I joined a We-have-loose-skin-all-over-the-place-50+ Facebook Group
Isn’t joining this Facebook group a gods request to please give you hot flashes and the whole shebang accompanied by all other thinkable menopause discomforts business
You got me confused James!
Is everything alright James? Are you maybe slightly a bit sicky? Do I need to call you? What have I done to you? Is it my nose? Or maybe I’m too crazy? Or because I know Justin Bieber. I don’t know. How can we solve this?
Where does the Rajacenna-multiplier come from?
Out of nowhere and even without her own knowledge and approval, Rajacenna (my daughter) has multiplied herself on Facebook. Apparently suddenly there are walking 22 pieces of Rajacenna around the globe today and I’m...
Best Faceversary ever with free not-concussions and chopped off thumb and all
After a weekend of high fever and also a sick husband and sick cat; the new week started on Monday, 5 o’clock in the morning at the sound of what looked like a huge...
