I Identify as Stuttering Incoherent Canary
I feel like I owe you an apology for being such a chaotic babble aunty. Not that I owe you one; it’s more that I owe myself one. Its me not you. When I...
I feel like I owe you an apology for being such a chaotic babble aunty. Not that I owe you one; it’s more that I owe myself one. Its me not you. When I...
What’s Behind the Celesta-Menu Shift Maybe you noticed, maybe you didn’t: but my Celesta-menu has changed a tiny bit. It’s not that shocking; but if you know what’s behind it; it maybe well could...
F1 When you suddenly discover you were a vegetable all along It’s not that I really always wanted to be one. But you know; you can change your mind on things. Sometimes. Sometimes. I’m...
Cat’s Ultimate Fly Swatting Skills Cats are the ultimate live fly swatting masters did you know? If you have three cats; there is noo way that you (if you were a fly) are going...
When you’re not exactly sure what in the bleep for DNA you passed on to your daughter while I’m still trying to figure out if I accidentally downloaded the “Clumsy Gene” app instead of...
And then came the moment of the freedom head barbecue you never thought would came; but apparently it did on Liberation Day May 5, during the national freedom feast of the Netherlands. Allthough I...
Time for a little daughter-info. If your brain can’t handle complicated and bizar I-have-no-word-for-this; then read some of my idiot blogs. If it’s alright with your soup-mess; then proceed to read the following on...
Do you ever fantasize how it would have been to be in the same classroom as your parents, kids or spouse?That is without the knowledge of being family. Just like in ‘Back to the...
You can’t bring a thing! Sometimes I wonder what I’m still doing on this awful disturbing planet full with evil people who are all busy and collecting all kind of useless things you possibly...
I’ve been around for half a century (and six years) and besides thousands of boys bands and mixed bands, there have been little girls pop groups in the world that I have been aware...
This TikTok video of mine is of course one big joke. At least for me personally, but I can assure you it is totally relevant to the majority of people on this earth f***....
When you have, together with other people involved, to process some really ugly stuff and this happens twice in one month: it really can feel like someone beat up your house, but then in...
How do you feel about bread? As in ‘sandwiches’? Now you have to ask me. Alright I’ll answer: I have been a total sandwich addict half of my life. Three meters of thick butter...
Note to self Today try not to hate any people on the internet or your environment because they can’t help it, and they will remain stupid until the end of time; for ever and...
What if I was born as an unknown talking specie and I was the only one on this planet. I don’t mean some sort of tiny insect or bacteria, they don’t talk; but one...
Kim Kardashian…, well what to say about her; I’m not her, I don’t know her. I don’t know how she looks, I don’t know what she does, I really don’t know much about her...
Hi Future People. I hope you got my first letter; because I am not sure if I am wasting my time writing you a second letter. Maybe your future is so advanced; you perhaps...
You know: some things in life you just have to play back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth like until your head...
Me talking to a chicken or peeing in my pants: it all depends on how you look at it. But why would you be so insane to talk to a chicken. So I guess...
Have you ever been teleported to an entire different era? Well if you did: you got a problem. A huge one if you ask me. Coming from a different time-zone in space and time...