Sexy Bite Tip
There comes a time in everyone’s life that you are perfectly aware of how to present yourself to the outside world in the most effective possible way. Mostly when you are 50+ and almost...
Category: Unplanned Idiocy
When you don’t know if you want to laugh or cry
When you don’t know if your selfie is sexy enough for human eyes
How to undead a Butterfly
It’s Summer time, Corona times and also Butterfly time. Corona times doesn’t prevent insects from flying insane routes which can be extremely exhausting for them and occasionally they are totally weakened and need a...
Letter to my Proton-Chip Eating Pen-Pals in the Year 6020
Dear Future People (1), It’s me Celesta! You totally don’t know me, but I have been a human who existed 4000 years back in time. I’ll hope you’ll get my note. I don’t think...
Something with poses and scratch-proof for savvy shoppers
I came across this thing this morning. A colored brick.Yes.I like the purple one.But the orange-like one, suits my website more. It seems to be a yoga-brick-thing. A yoga block in seven colors. That...
Sudden Insane Jaws 2 like Cat-Bird garden attack panic happening and how we eventually prevented bird brain flying around
You want to know why on earth you have to keep your keys in the back door of your house?
What to do with an insane pushy seller when you have no money
Imagine snooping around in a curiosity store and getting attacked by the most annoying seller ever. Most fanatic, most ambitious and most annoying seller I’ve ever seen Do you remember my blog about my...
Evaluation 12 years Twitter
My 12yrs on Twitter in 3 words What is Twitter for you in 3 words? Can you describe your life on Twitter in 3 words for the time you have been a Tweepy Tweep?...
Are You Bored?
Are you bored in these confusing times? After reading my ridiculous boring blog you maybe are able to solve it. Otherwise you’ll grow bzzzrammagftufts
I’m BACK
Hi! ✋I’m back.Yep.It has been a while. October, 2, 2018.The day after ‘they’ ruined my website. Yep. I strongly prefer the word ‘they’ because if I use ‘that other word’ my site maybe in...
My 1st SpiritBox session ghost tells me: “F*** you”
For those who don’t know me very good: I am scary. Yes I am. I thought I warn you on forehand so you can choose to run now.I have been in the paranormal as...
Selena Gomez meets Celesta (sort of)
So I’m back to my old job again, but now it’s actually me in front of the camera’s; which I’m not very sure if that’s a good idea. I interviewed a ton of celebs...
The most discussed cow ever in history
The most discussed cow ever in the history of the Netherlands
Open letter to the girl who wanted to kill me with her perfume sample
Open letter to the girl who wanted to kill me with her perfume sample
We went in the cave as crazy girls; we got out (thank god) as even more crazier
The insane loop of thoughts that goes on when you suddenly feel trapped in a cave while noticing some disturbing noise.
When you wake up realizing you have turned into a male person, but yesterday you were still female
When you wake up one morning and you suddenly realize that you have turned into a male person, but yesterday you were still female.
I’m a professional SnotHead
(Quote credit: Quotefancy) Some families have great family traditions like Family Singing Time, Family Game slash movie Night, Meteor Watching Parties or dancing the hula hoop. And ofcourse one of the most famous ones:...
Richard Gere likes my neighbor better than me
Throwing myself for the feed of the one and only Richard Gere who visited my smelly hometown didn’t do any good: he liked my neighbour better
Sponge and I are totally like brother and sister
Who/what is your biggest enemy in life? Probably your own neighbor, your dentist or maybe penguins ruining your lawn. Well besides my husband, my numb toes, cheese, the vacuum cleaner and unkind people, mine...
