Caught in the Christmas shop
Rough copy of casual situation when I went into the Christmas shop while husband is getting the car to go home.
Category: Unplanned Idiocy
This can happen when you rely on your husband too much (but I had no choice)
One of the most pleasant things when you’re going on a trip, should be: arriving in an accomodation where your groceries shopping is already done for you. Especially if you have chronic fatigue syndrome.
When your husband is a (clumsy) thief
I didn’t want have to do anything with this and made sure I stayed yards behind him yelling loud and pointing at him “he is stealing a bicycle!!!!
When you’re busy and don’t know what the Blieb you’re texting
Sometimes when I read back what I texted people, IF I text people at all, because I hate texting and I hate useless conversations, but if I do I often think by myself ‘what...
My family wants me to dress like a retarded gnome gangster
I am the type of person who has got this ‘fragile-sinus-construction-glued-to-her-face’ kind of girl (or meanwhile maybe it is middle aged woman) and gets sick whenever the cold air is in town or whenever...
To split or not to split up a 17min-read blog?
I just wrote a 17min-read blog with 4584 words; should I split it up or not?
I think she suspects something
You want to have a great tip how not to get discovered by your humans when you’re blogging?
Juicy glass of boiled e-coli chlorine tapwater
E-coli hysteria in town Since four days I live in a city (80.000) where people overnight in front of supermarkets, accelerate their shopping trolleys to knock over their fellow citizen and aim for the...
Fight against psychic abilities
Imagine you have some psychic abilities. But in fact: you DON’T want to have them. How do you deal with that?
Why you don’t let your kids sniff coffee beans!
We all are blessed with that amazing precious olfactory organ which we sometimes are very eager to use. Sometimes though the smell function can cause a major problem.
Don’t tell anyone
“all day they are pointing this mobile thing at me which you seem to call ‘Eyephone’. I hardly can look up or there is that thing again staring at my face.”
This is me
As you can see I am back blogging again and from now on in English. I haven’t been blogging about 3 years now and ofcourse that had it’s reasons; I am so...
KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS?
2009 was the year the world became richer with a young (16y) artist prodigy. This wonder talent, as the media calls her, happened to be my daughter Rajacenna. At the age of sixteen out of...
Op de eerste rang bij renovatie Gemeentehuis Vlaardingen
Daar sta je dan; gedwee als zesjarige temidden van mijn allerbeste tweelingvriendjes uit m’n kleuterjaren Hans en Dikkie. Zoals je misschien opvalt, zijn wij redelijk ouderwets gekleed. Als Juffrouw Saartje uit de legendarische Nederlandse...
Appels groeien in blauwe kratten
EkoPlaza is de snelst groeiende biologische supermarkt van dit moment. De laatste maanden zijn er weer vijf nieuwe EkoPlaza supermarkten geboren in Nederland. Heel veel reden om hiermee door te gaan, want de vraag...
1996 (23 jr ondernemen)
gedeelte uit 1996 (23 jr ondernemen) Één wand reserveerden we geheel aan tweede hands (professionele) espressomachines; we verkochten veel nieuwe machines en dus namen we altijd de oude espressomachines in. Dit bracht nogal een...
Winkelende profieltjes
Het is zaterdagmiddag, het zonnetje schijnt heerlijk, de eerste lenteblommetjes ontwaken weer uit hun winterslaapje. Zaterdagmiddag is winkelmiddag, een kledingwinkelmiddag wel te verstaan. Nadat we onze auto hebben geparkeerd op de dakgarage, lopen we...
Oer-Hollands slingeren
‘Vaak kwam Dickie Jansen, als zevenjarig jochie, met zijn vader mee om te kijken in de distilleerderij van zijn vader’, vertelt mijn moeder, die 55 jaar geleden bij Distilleerderij Herman Jansen werkte. ‘Kom lekker...
